POSEIDON
Theater: Regal Cinemas Savannah 10, Savannah, Georgia
If Poseidon were fact, not fiction, I would advise no minorities to go on a cruise ship, because you wouldn't make it out alive.
The black captain: crushed by a wall of water.
The Hispanic cook: impaled by spikes AND crushed by a falling elevator.
The Hispanic girl: drowned and/or blunt force trauma to the head.
Other than that, the thrills of escaping an ocean liner that's upside down and sinking has a lot of good thrills, even though a lot of it seems like a refresher from Titanic with the projector flipped over.
The cast? Josh Lucas as a professional gambler, Kurt Russell as a fireman turned mayor, Emmy Rossum as his daughter with a secret fiancee, and let's not forget Richard Dreyfuss as the suicidal rich and probably gay guy.
See it if - you like seeing boats go under.
Rent it if - you remember the original.
If Poseidon were fact, not fiction, I would advise no minorities to go on a cruise ship, because you wouldn't make it out alive.
The black captain: crushed by a wall of water.
The Hispanic cook: impaled by spikes AND crushed by a falling elevator.
The Hispanic girl: drowned and/or blunt force trauma to the head.
Other than that, the thrills of escaping an ocean liner that's upside down and sinking has a lot of good thrills, even though a lot of it seems like a refresher from Titanic with the projector flipped over.
The cast? Josh Lucas as a professional gambler, Kurt Russell as a fireman turned mayor, Emmy Rossum as his daughter with a secret fiancee, and let's not forget Richard Dreyfuss as the suicidal rich and probably gay guy.
See it if - you like seeing boats go under.
Rent it if - you remember the original.
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